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southpawbandit:

sollux-dont-ask-me-captor:

evianwaterprotectioninstitute:

i just got the weirdest boner

I stared at this for 10 minutes before i finally reblogged.

mmm omg
dear-raye:

stunn-inq:

life-in-the-nerd-world:


this is the best thing I have ever read.

I felt detached from my body as I read that. A large part of me just flew…

this is the most beautiful thing i’ve ever read. 

I have this is in a school notebook just to read this over at school because it’s so beautiful

tapdancers:

Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me

(Source: basedpidgeot, via fuckyeahsexanddrugs)

rankinqs:

I swear on everything that this isn’t just some stupid contest to gain followers. I’ve been wanting a new camera for ages so now I have two. I was thinking about returning/selling my old one, but I wouldn’t be getting the same amount or more than what it was originally priced. I’ve already talked to my mum about me giving it away, and she doesn’t mind. Anyway, who doesn’t like free stuff?
Here’s how this will work:
You do not have to follow me. I don’t want any followers that don’t actually like my blog. I do ask of you to kindly check out my blog though. If you like it cool, if not, then your loss.
Likes do not count for anything, only reblogs will count. You can reblog this as many times as you’d like.
Do not create any extra blogs or whatever, I will be looking on your archives.
Winner will be chosen like as if it were a raffle drawing.
Winner will be contacted via ask, so make sure that you have that on/open.
This will be over on March 21st 2014, and the winner will be announced on the 22nd.
I am doing this basically to make someone else happy and also because I accidentally deleted the other contest I was doing. Please don’t participate if you already own a Canon, but you can if you’d like I guess. I really don’t care if you live in Hogwarts, anyone is allowed to enter.
Here’s what the winner will get:
Canon EOS 1100D
Camera Cover R-F-3
Battery Charger LC-E10E
EUR AC Cable 1m
Battery pack LP-E10
Battery cover
Interface cable IFC-130U
All the disks needed.
The camera is basically brand new.
If you think this is “stupid” of me to do or anything of that sort, than just ignore it. It’s that simple.
Q. “Why would you just giveaway an expensive camera to a stranger?”
A. TO MAKE THEM HAPPY!
Q. “How do we know you aren’t bullshitting us?”
A. To make a fake contest just for followers is stupid, plus, I have a picture of me holding both the cameras :)
Good luck.

after we go extinct, nature will reconquer the earth.

featherweightartificer:

gingerten:

seven-0ceans:

da-weedgoblin:

chandra75:

portablewhiskers:

no-drama-obama:

This is, in fact, the most important post on the internet.

Every male should be required to read this.

Every person on earth should read this. 

Oh.

Coming from a boy: When another guy says, “Oh, I see its that time of month again.” I actually want to punch you in the dick and make your genitals bleed, cause fuck you, maybe you’re right but it’s disrespectful in my mind to be pointing it out and if this is what girls go through you should understand they have the right to be a bit short tempered during those 5 days.

Thank god someone gets it. I hate it when people call girls out on it, that’s just downright shameful and rude as hell.

Slow clap

(Source: tom-sits-like-a-whore, via immortallover13)

sosuperawesome:

Virginia Frances Sterrett

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cinnamonandsex:

reservationsatdorsiaxo:

desperatemonkeys:

feliidaesabers:

veeoneeye:

If I was a female, this post would just be the best.

I can’t breathe

I’m a dude and this belongs on my tumblr haha

I still can’t get over this.
So accurate its unbelievable 

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

airbenderedacted:

Tfeneral-gaggot:

cheesyfiestafuck:

getting caught smoking weed under a parachute

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT MANY PEOPLE TO RUN OUT OF THE PARACHUTE

THAT GUY’S LAUGH

(via fuckyeahsexanddrugs)

suiicune:

love motel in kabukicho
neon-rainbowsss:

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